Kids think Quick!

Got this email from my workplace. There's a lot of other funny emails that i had before but i just can't simply keep it sitting there coz it would close my mailbox due to storage capacity limitations. Hope you'll like this one. It chuckled me a bit. Kids are just so cute. So upfront about their thoughts and words and most of the times they think they are true and correct. It so good to remember those good ol' days when we were still young, aight. Now read on and check to see if at one point or another, you had been as stupid and arrogant as these kids are.

TEACHER :    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA    :    Here it is!
TEACHER :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS    :    Maria!
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TEACHER :    Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK    :    Because of the sign.
TEACHER :    What sign?
FRANK    :    The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow'
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TEACHER :   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN     :   You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER :   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN    :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER :    No, that's wrong
GLENN    :    Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?
DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER   :  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE   :  Me!
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TEACHER  :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS      :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER  :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE    :    I is...
TEACHER  :    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE    :    All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER  :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO      :    Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.         Now, Louie, do you know why
his father didn't punish  him?'
LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand
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TEACHER :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON   :  No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER :  Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE    :  No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people  are no longer interested?
HAROLD  : A teacher.